Viera Wang sat next to me at the diner; a double take was took.

My wife wore a dress of yours, I told Wang…..lovely…just lovely.

Oh, thank you, she said; went back to The Times; coffee was stirred, cream was poured.

She left me for a Shylock; imagine that…Still, she looked beautiful in that Vera Wang Wedding gown.

The fashionista nodded politely, smiled, went back to the paper.

Your dress….that’s what did it.