She reported the news wearing a red dress. Vehicular homicide on the Southside was the opening story; her mascara was thick. It accentuated her dark eyes.

He wore a blue suit with a yellow tie and an American flag on the lapel. His blonde hair was parted to the side; looked like a strange Ken doll. The anchorman responded with his story about hold-ups on the Westside. No one was killed or injured. Money was handed over in a shopping bag.

The weather girl told of a high covering the Midwest with storms brewing out West, mudslides in California, and tornadoes in Oklahoma. Nine people were reported missing. 

And in sports, White Sox lost again, the smooth Italian said. Will this season ever end?

Pictures at 11:00.