Shipping and Handling

Are you tired? she asked.

Yes, he said.

Go lay down. I’ll get you a blanket.  I got one of those soft comforters. I also got a pillow. Bought it off one of those infomercials you see on TV. I was up late, and I thought, what the hell? Next thing you know, I’m on the phone with my debit card. Cost me $34.99. Plus shipping and handling. Do you stay up late watching TV?

No, he answered. I don’t. Go to bed around ten.

I see. Why is that?

That’s the time we go to bed.

Oh yeah. I forgot, she said. He held up his wedding ring finger and dangled it in front of her.

I don’t want to talk about it.

OK. You brought it up.

I suppose.

I’m just trying to make conversation. 

I know. I guess. I don’t know. Maybe I should leave. I’m sorry.

I understand. 

Yeah.

Just leave the money on the counter.

Sure.


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