Thank you McDonald’s for feeding the masses……

Dollar Doubles……Sausage biscuits……or…..two for three…..Two Doubles….two McChickens……two small fries…..upsale….upsale….let’s do it team…..

Vagabonds wait in line with collected change………business suits buy green salads with the swipe of a card…..women prancing in Pilates pants……Parfait…..Parfait……Who ordered the Parfait……have a nice day……Next…..step up please…..

Supersize……Fries……an increase in profits and waistbands…….That fucker Bloomberg…..he ruined it for all of us…….No more Supersize sodas……how about a bottled water to go with that Big mac……..

McDonald’s is like the Catholic Church…….the menu never changes…..you know what to expect…..they let you know you’re a sinner……..and communion is served while impurities are paid in full…..

God bless McDonald’s……may your profits soar and our penance be paid forever…..and ever…..Amen…….