Two old Jews sat eating chicken salad prior to Passover….kosher….sure….why not….

They talked of old times….wives….kids…Johnny Carson….the bread is too crusty…..too much mayo…on and  on and on….their sympathies were as strict as their diets…

Different world today, the Einstein impersonator said, Too fast….too much….., talking of Manhattan, I understand nothing….nothing….

This is true, a smile from his partner, This is true, an old withered hand reached ‘cross the table…
A kiss was stolen….the two old-timers winked at air…

Here’s to old times, cups clinked…the two kissed again….

Gentlemen….have a good day…