I told the therapist of my anger issues…strained family relations…inability to keep a job…telling the masses and all God’s children unfiltered thoughts that will one day place me in a prison cell…

you know, the therapist said proudly, You can catch more bees with honey…, a smile…a flip of the grey streaked hair..

the degrees were on the wall…undergraduate work…a Masters…licensed in this state…licensed in that…surely one would be impressed…

so…let me get this straight, both hands placed to temples, Seven years of school with a Masters and that’s the best you can come-up with….really..

she smiled…began to speak…, well… the old saying…

Yes, ran my hand against my neck quickly, You think Freud and Jung came up with that theory…

David….

no no…I can hear them now…Carl…I have come to zee only conclusion zat von can come to in zee field of psychoanalytic vork and zat is dat von can catch more bees vit da honey zan vitout…now…go to zee corner and get me anutter 8ball…

David…I am saying…

you’ve said enough…you’re whole profession has said enough..