ever tell ya’ ’bout the time in Mississippi when this thing…this flyin’ thing landed inna’ field creatin’ this big round circle of burnt grass an’ weeds…it was aflame…

no…

that dog was wanderin’ ’round like a cat-n-heat… constantly waggin’ his tail inna’ nervous sorta’ way…on the verge of barkin’ out loud…but remainin’ silent…shhh.

yea…

nobody knew what ta’ think…stood there…whole town just lookin’…bettin’ they was Martians…

uhhuh…

this lady got took up into space with ’em…brought her back…didn’t say a word for nearly two months…then she told some strange tales…

right…

they was Martians…in Tupelo, Mississippi…Google it…they’ll tell ya’…

‘believe ya’…

seen your mom ’round…

dad…mom’s gone…

gone …

passed away last spring…

oh …uh…ain’t that somethin’…