do you remember the time I went to Mars…was it Mars…or did I go to the Moon…
neither pop…
whatdya mean neither…
you didn’t go to either one of those places…
I’m tellin’ ya…I went up in a rocket…it was the Moon…slept there over night…flew back the next day…
oh yeah…
slept in the cabin…we landed that sucker on the Moon…an’ there was all this dust…Moon dust…I scraped up a handful an’ brought it home…
where is it…
I lost it…just like I lose everything…from movin’ ’round so much…but I have been to the Moon…or was it Mars…
I don’t know dad…
yeah…it might’ve been Mars…
