do you remember the time I went to Mars…was it Mars…or did I go to the Moon…

neither pop…

whatdya mean neither…

you didn’t go to either one of those places…

I’m tellin’ ya…I went up in a rocket…it was the Moon…slept there over night…flew back the next day…

oh yeah…

slept in the cabin…we landed that sucker on the Moon…an’ there was all this dust…Moon dust…I scraped up a handful an’ brought it home…

where is it…

I lost it…just like I lose everything…from movin’ ’round so much…but I have been to the Moon…or was it Mars…

I don’t know dad…

yeah…it might’ve been Mars…