He used to watch The Price Is Right everyday. Said he liked the girls. Liked to watch them fondle the prizes; watches, knives, roller skates. Liked Drew Carey. Bigger fan of Bob Barker. Said he was old school like him.

The old man had big dreams of spinning the wheel, winning a car, or, some trip to Jamaica. Said he liked the warm weather, sand. Having a cold one on the beach.

So he sat there Monday through Friday and dreamed. Dreams of being married to one of the showcase models. Dreams of taking her away in the new car he just won. Playing golf with Bob Barker. Said that would do him just fine.